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special day

smellee — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 11:05:41 +0000

Happy would-be-22nd birthday, my dearest old friend. Last year this day I insisted on visiting you, I wanted to go again this year but my mum said nobody visits on birthday. In any case, I just want you to know that I still miss you a lot and you’ll still be my first child’s godmother. I love you sweetie pie :)

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naughty naughty

smellee — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 08:56:21 +0000

Chloe cries in the living room, Lao Da came out from the room to check.

Lao Da: Meimei, did you beat jiejie?
Joey: Nooooooo, I pinch jiejie.

HAHAHAHA HOW TO NOT LAUGH!

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true story

smellee — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 11:33:44 +0000

If every single time I come to Orchard I get approached, am I pretty or do I look like a bimbo so bad that you can easily cheat my money?

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Greed

smellee — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 11:25:20 +0000

I’m not short but it’d be nice to be taller. I’m not ugly but I’d love to be drop dead gorgeous. I’m not fat but it’d be good to lose some weight. I’m not poor but it wouldn’t hurt to be fucking rich.

I’ve been noticing the ppl arnd me a lot, paying extra attention to ppl from the banking and finance sector and can’t help but think abt how ppl love to judge and good looks really do matter, no matter how much you and I hate to admit. No I’m not worried about myself, I’ve no self esteem issues I’m so confident even in shorts and slippers that I can write those useless self-improvement books haha. Just a tad sad that that’s the way I’m going to compete too in the near future. Come to think of it I’ve been exposed to this longgg ago it shouldn’t come as a surprise to me. When I joined netball I was told that height matters, skills can be taught.

I hope I grow to be more beautiful in 2012, both inside and outside. So bimbotic but so impt.

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Egg mayo sandwich

smellee — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 14:28:01 +0000

When leaving the shop after trying clothes,

Ham: I feel really dusty.
Me: Why? Left on the shelf for too long?

HAHA DAMN MEAN BUT THUMBS UP.

not too bad righhhht.

smellee — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 14:43:51 +0000

Monkey just pointed out that I’m an IT noob. Fine I admit I had problems transferring photos before I knew of the card slot and I bought macbook pro solely for the ‘sleep’ function (don’t laugh okay). To some extent yes, but I’m blogging with my phone now! Not so much of a noob righhhht ;D

not just another empty promise

smellee — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 04:11:39 +0000

New Year resolutions are useless unless you attempt to make them come true so I’m going to go straight to the point and not be vague about them.
1. Learn swimming
2. Pick up Yoga
3. Take my N5 JLPT and pass it

All within my means. I’m gonna be so proud of myself when I achieve all these before the world ends :D

HEHEHE ^^

smellee — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 13:29:55 +0000

Because the queue was too long, the waitress asked if we mind sharing table and it so happened that we were sharing the table with 2×2 Japanese. It was kind of awkward at first but after they finished their meals, this guy on my right, Norio, asked if we were local and I said: いいえ。He was super surprised and asked: 日本人ですか。Me: ちがいます。シンガポールじんです。Things got interesting and we proceeded to have a very funny Jap-Eng convo because when we didn’t know how to express in each other’s native language they would say: 英語難しい。And we would reply: 日本語難しい。I realised my Jap still suck big time HAHAHA I swear I’ll go back to school soon :p We exchanged emails at the end of the meal haha :D I super love making friends this way! They haven’t been to Singapore but plans to in the near future hope we can meet up for a meal for something (preferably after I’m fluent in Jap) heh heh.

Resting at 花莲 now, taking a break from the bustling city :) resting because it’s really quiet and there’s nothing much to shop. Sightseeing tmr, hopefully got cute guys around heeeeeeee :D super love the weather here!!! <3

登上诺亚方舟

smellee — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 18:33:09 +0000

First highlight of my trip! :D I’m super elated we actually managed to get tickets to the concert!! Thought watching them sway their butts might not be the best view but I was so, so wrong because not only do we get the perfect view of their butts (FIRST ROW), we’re actually so much closer to them and we can see them entering and exiting their changing rooms WOOHOO!! Home town concert rocks because it’s so much more real than the ones they hold in Singapore and they speak and joke so much more OMG I’m so excited right now I’m kinda incoherent plus I’m half deaf now HAHA so I can’t think straight. Super looking forward to the countdown concert tomorrow I hope it’s awesome and please don’t rain! Drizzle can but don’t rain tyvm :D

New year’s eve is my pretty sis’s bday I hope she’s enjoying herself back at home! Hee a bit guilty that I haven’t been celebrating her actual birthday forever so I had the idea to make munchkins sing for her before I left so that I can upload on her bday :D go watch the fb video! Heh happy birthday pretty sis and may you give birth to a little dragon!! ^^

Coming home

smellee — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 04:20:21 +0000

Nothing beats coming home to excited little munchkins screaming your name and giving you the warmest hugs because they love you, simple as that :)

I was conversing with hamburger when..
Chloe: Stop stop stop! Nonononono!
Me: Then if I cannot talk to 二姨 I talk to you is it?
Chloe: Mmm.
Me: Okay, 小姨要去看 Titanic 好吗？
Chloe: 好
Me: Then 小姨驾车去可以吗？
Chloe: 可以 *pause* 晨晨驾，晨晨驾！*runs to her toy car*

Hamburger and I couldn’t stop laughing because before I asked her about the Titanic exhibition I was telling her my plans for the day and she listened intently and agreed to all the things I asked, but you have to bear in mind that she’s only 2 yrs old and might not understand half of the things, or maybe she did since she’s so smart :D I love my adorable munchkins so very much <3